Friday, March 13, 2009

March '09 Car of the Month

1966-1972 Lamborghini Miura
Some things are just beautiful. Oftentimes, no matter how quirky or dangerous their personalities or tendencies, their outward appearance redeems them in a way that makes the rest a formality. This is true in almost every area of life. Take the great white shark. The beauty of its form, as it cruises gracefully (and quickly) through the water, is awesome to behold. The fact that it might potentially be cruising toward Richard Dreyfuss and Roy Scheider in an old fishing boat is almost forgivable. After all, it's a shark! They are beautiful, powerful killers (but hardly ever man-eaters).

Now, there are exceptions to this beauty thing. Some things in this world are so offensive that beauty alone can not save them. It would be too easy to give human examples, so consider the DeLorean DMC-12 for a moment. Production began in 1980 on the car that would enjoy fame as "the Back to the Future car." After selling 8,900 units, it became obvious to the public that the car, although really cool looking with its stainless body and gullwing doors, was garbage. Its Renault V6 made about enough power for a large lawn mower, and the handling characteristics and reliability were horrid. So John DeLorean had beauty with his car, and squandered it.

The Italians don't make that mistake very often. In fact, most "car guys" would be hard pressed to name a Fiat, Ferrari or Lamborghini that was universally condemned as an unlovable car. At the very least, they are those beautiful creatures that might take some flexibility to live with , but are oh-so pleasant to look at and listen to. The Lamborghini Miura is no exception.

Actually, as far as older supercars go, the Miura is relatively easy to live with (chance of engine fire and high-speed front end lift). Those minor deficiencies were more than compensated for by a body that goes beyond stylish. Its beauty is timeless. Imagine yourself as a car stylist working with Lamborghini on a new version of the Miura. Then take a look at the following photos.
I don't know about you, but I would find it pretty tough to come up with an improvement to these lines. That is why I find it hard to believe Lamborghini did a Miura concept car in 2006--if only as a tribute to its past (picture below).

So what makes the Miura so desirable? Would it have sold as an expensive, beautiful piece of stationary art? No way, and one thing is for sure-- the legend and mystique of the Miura would be nonexistent without its mid-mounted transverse V12 engine. Producing 345hp in its early years, and graduating to 385hp by 1972, the engine was enough to compete with the best. It was part of the reason journalist L.J.K. Setright called the Miura a "supercar," which is widely regarded as the first time the word was used. Some have argued that another publication used the term in 1966 to describe the Chevy II. If so, big deal. The Chevy II may be a lot of things, but it will never go down in history as a supercar, because it isn't one. The Miura, however, will always be known as a supercar. It still holds the visual appeal to give pedestrians whiplash double-takes 50 years after it was made.

They say that architecture is the most fragile of mediums for an artist, with buildings slowly being fatigued and decomposed by the elements. I'll give it a close second to automotive styling. Not only do the elements eat away at your art, but it stands a good chance at being destroyed in a violent collision with another rolling masterpiece (or an old lady in a rusty Chevy II). Beyond those things, an automobile is subject to the fickle environmental trends and fashion "sense" that have screwed up entire decades (see American cars 1975-1985).
The fact that so many of these cars have survived 5 decades of those things and can still be called beautiful is a great accomplishment in this "medium." Besides, what painting makes a sound like this?

Sunday, March 1, 2009

March '09 Bike of the Month

2009 Yamaha Vmax
Well, it took Yamaha a couple of decades, but they finally gave us an all new Vmax. The people at Yamaha knew that they had a pretty good thing going with the old Vmax, and they also were aware that their customers knew the same thing. The new one would have to display improvements in every aspect--power, braking, handling and looks, while maintaining a reasonable cruiser comfort level. Above all, the look and feel of "riding an engine" had to be carried over.

I am happy to declare that the new Vmax delivers the goods on every front. Why should I be so happy, even though I can not afford one on my meager income? I delight in the basic principle fulfilled here. Despite the attempts of enviro-weinies, lawyers and insurance companies to curb noise, risk and fun, the buying public showed demand for such a motorcycle. Then Yamaha produced it. That makes me happy. If current legal and economic trends continue, this motorcycle could stand as the zenith of sport cruising for a long time. It's that good.

Here are some indicators to go by:

- criticisms against its outstanding performance numbers are mainly voiced by those who compare it to the upper echelon of "superbikes," (Suzuki Hayabusa, Kawasaki ZX-14, etc.). For those unfamiliar with the names, those are bikes that are built specifically for sport and/or racing, with comfort being sacrificed for peak performance.

- The 2009 Mini Cooper S (a small, four passenger sporty car) has 172 horsepower/177 lb-ft. of torque, and a top speed of 139 mph. The Vmax has 200 hp and 122 lb-ft. of torque.

- A vein popped out of Al Gore's forehead when he discovered such a bike could still be produced.*

Yamaha is not shy about letting the pubilc know just what this bike is about. Check out the video of the grand unveiling:



Wondering what it may sound like on the street? Well, I wondered. So here:



And that brings up my favorite part--the sound. Ah yes, the sound. If this bike (and the original 1985 version) had been constructed around a high-horsepower inline 4 cylinder, it would have been lost to the sands of time after a few years like most of the bikes it debuted with. Luckily, the R&D guys at Yamaha saw fit to endow it with an engine that overflows with character, and a sound that bridges the gap between the thump of a V-twin and the scream of a race tuned V8.

If I had to choose a motorcycle to ride every single day, this would be the one. It has something for every situation, and more than something for most.
Like Chevy's latest Corvette Z06, it seems that Yamaha set out to create a machine "that does more things well" than any other in its class. 'nough said.

*This may or may not have happened